For Elf Poop, follow instructions above except 'poop' can be red and green candy coated chocolates, coffee beans or if you feel particularly feisty, bite-sized chocolate roll candy. The elves were so sick They couldn't make toys And Santa needed gifts For those girls and boys. He did what he could To fill all those stockings. He gathered up bags And added Elf droppings.fountains |
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Do you have someone on your gift list who's been just a LITTLE naughty? Or maybe you drew the office practical joker for your gift exchange at work. Well, it's pay back time. . . tongue in cheek of course. |
For Reindeer or Snowman Poop You will need: Plastic food storage bag (either the reclosable type or use twist ties) About 1 cup of Miniature marshmallow OR Raisins Gift tag large enough for one of the poems shown below. Fill the bag with your choice of "poop" (marshmallows or popcorn (no butter) for snowman poop or raisins for reindeer poop). Copy the poem of choice on the tag and attach the to the bag. Present the gift and look for smiles. For reindeer or snowman poop (be sure to change the word snowman to reindeer or vice versa as appropriate): |
I hear you've been naughty, So listen, here's the scoop... I'm running short on coal this year, So you get snowman poop! Love, Santa OR A lump of coal won't be enough To make up for the shine and fluff, So, here's a scoop of reindeer poop To offset all that Christmas Goop!!! OR You've been naughty, So here's the scoop. All you get for Christmas Is Snowman poop! |
This one just doesn't translate to snowman poop so use it, if you choose, for your gift of reindeer poop: |
I woke up with such a scare when I heard Santa call... "Now dash away, dash away, dash away all! I ran to the lawn and in the snowy drifts, those nasty reindeer had left some "little gifts". I got an old shovel and started to scoop neat little piles of "reindeer poop". But to throw it away, seemed such a waste, So I saved it, thinking ~ you might like a taste! As I finished my task, which took quite awhile, Old Santa passed by and he sheepishly smiled. And I heard him exclaim as he rose in the sky ~ "Well, they're not potty trained, but at least they can fly!" |
For Elf Poop, follow instructions above except 'poop' can be red and green candy coated chocolates, coffee beans or if you feel particularly feisty, bite-sized chocolate roll candy. The elves were so sick They couldn't make toys And Santa needed gifts For those girls and boys. He did what he could To fill all those stockings. He gathered up bags And added Elf droppings.fountains |
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