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Turkey Poop A gag hostess gift of Turkey Poop (coffee beans - plain or chocolate covered) accompanied, of course, by a pound of gourmet coffee can get a good laugh when you're invited for a holiday turkey dinner. Place about a cupful of whole coffee beans in a bag, add a bow and tag with the following poem. If the hostess has a coffee grinder, you can place the pound of whole beans in a clean quart jar, decorate the lid, and tie the tag around the neck. Just change the last line of the poem to "This jar of Turkey Poop!". You invited me to dinner with your family and your friends. You didn't say I was the main dish. For me it was "THE END!" You frightened me so badly I knew I had been duped! So I left you with my calling card: This bag of Turkey Poop! source unknown |
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Last updated on: 24 January, 2003
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Emily Post would probably shudder at the suggestion of Turkey 'Poop' for a hostess gift, but it's all in good fun. |
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